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[IP] Re: insulin-pumpers-digest V6 #695

>       The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
>building his house and laying in supplies for the winter. The
>thinks the  ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer
>Come winter,  the  ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food
>shelter, so he  dies out in the cold.
>    The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
>building his house and laying in supplies
>    for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and
>laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
>   Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
>demands  to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well-fed
>while others are cold and starving.CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide
>of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his
>home  with a table filled with food. America is stunned by the sharp
>contrast.  How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor
>is allowed to suffer so?
>   Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody
>cries when they sing, "It's Not Easy Being Green."
>   Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house,
>where the  news stations film the group singing, "We shall overcome."
>Jesse then has  the group kneel down to pray to God for the
>   Al Gore exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has
>   gotten  rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an
>tax hike on  the ant to make him pay his "fair share."
>   Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Grasshopper
>Act," retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for
>failing to  hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having
>left to pay  his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the
>   Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a
>defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel
>Federal  judges who were appointed from a list of single parent welfare
>recipients.  The ant loses the case.
>   The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits
>of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just
>to be  the ant's old house, crumbles around him because he doesn't
>it. The ant has disappeared in the snow. The grasshopper is found dead in
>   drug-related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by
>gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
>   God Bless America
>I find this post absolutely disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!
>Totally out of line.                Ellie

Oh lighten up, get a grip, take a pill, whatever. Its SATIRE.  I find it 
humoruos because its so true!  Congradulations if you've never been there, 
your one of the lucky ones, hope you never have to find out what its like to 
be there!

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