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[IP] Fwd: Reasons we are glad to have Diabetes
I'm forwarding this b/c it's really cute, I got it
from a guy at the teens w/diabetes list.
Take it with a grain of salt, and don't be too
critical. After all, it's good medicine to be able to
find some positive in a negative experience!
Happy Turkey Day!
> > >>Reasons we can be glad that we have Diabetes
> > >>Plato once said that battention to health is
> > life's greatest
> > >>hindranceb. A
> > >>lot of the time it's easy to think about and
> > on the negative side of
> > >>life with IDDM. Really easy. But I also try
> > really hard to think of the
> > >>positive aspects. Come on, you know, there are
> > just great things about
> > >>the
> > >>big D that make you get up on the morning and
> > "thank GOD I have THIS!"
> > >>
> > >>Here are just a few I came up with:
> > >>
> > >>In a group hostage situation you can be sure
> > you'll be among the first to
> > >>be
> > >>released, faster than you can jingle your
> > MedicAlert bracelet and say
> > >>"hey,
> > >>does anyone have a dink? I'm feeling thirsty
> > >>You can speak with some authority on the subject
> > of diabetes - unlike say,
> > >>the subject of the current up-to-date situation
> > the Middle East - and
> > >>wow
> > >>friends and family with statistics and lots of
> > complex, polysyllabic words
> > >>like "hypoglycaemia"
> > >>You can demand regular sex from your partner and
> > justify it on the grounds
> > >>that it's part of your medically prescribed
> > exerciser routine
> > >>Rort the system and use it to get out of tricky
> > university exams
> > >>When friends are arguing about where to go out
> > eat, you can say "I have
> > >>to
> > >>eat NOW" loudly - which usually means that they
> > will exchange worried
> > >>looks
> > >>and hurry to the restaurant of your choice,
> > knowing that really you
> > >>were just hungry and didn't feel like Thai
> > >>Who wants a fully functional pancreas anyway?
> > so common.
> > >>Even though you may have no letters from that
> > secret admirer, you'll
> > >>always
> > >>have diabetes-related junk mail so you can know
> > least that you'll have
> > >>something to pull out of the mailbox in case
> > neighbours are watching
> > >>You get to finely hone your swearing abilities
> > with all those times when
> > >>your
> > >>BSL isn't what you expected
> > >>Women with diabetes taste sweeter (I'll leave
> > to your imagination!)
> > >>Enjoy the giddy feeling of living dangerously
> > THE TIME:
> > >>"Bungy-jumping?
> > >>A
> > >>walking tour in Zaire? PAH! I have DIABETES!"
> > >>Always good emotional blackmail in a family
> > (I've heard other people
> > >>do
> > >>this ...)
> > >>When annoying men ask you "why do you always
> > Diet Coke? Youbre so
> > >>image- conscious. Girls are always worried
> > their weight.." you can
> > >>reply with "I have diabetes" and watch in
> > as they turn bright red
> > >>and
> > >>mumble an apology.
> > >>Thanks to (occasional of course) hypos and very
> > high blood sugars, you can
> > >>experience unique body sensations and
> > hallucinatory adventures without the
> > >>use of illegal, expensive drugs: a cheaper night
> > out!
> > >>Should you ever meet that special someone and
> > happens to have
> > >>diabetes,
> > >>you'll always have something to talk about
> > those Awkward Silences.
> > >>You can also employ unique flirting techniques:
> > "I'll show you my
> > >>injection
> > >>bruises if you show me yours ..."
> > >>Should you ever NOT meet that special someone on
> > blind date or
> > >>otherwise,
> > >>just pull out your handy drug kit and excuse
> > yourself for a well needed
> > >>"fix"
> > >>in the toilet.
> > >>Getting a tattoo is a breeze - it just feels
> > a few more injections
> > >>than
> > >>normal (and yes I do have one!)
> > >>Amuse yourself by trying to predict exactly what
> > your BSL will be after
> > >>that
> > >>piece of sugar-coated mud cake, with honey and
> > cream on the side.
> > >>Courtesy of a 1997 issue of HypoCaust b
> > newsletter of Diabetes
> > >>Australia-NSWbs Young Peoplebs Group
> > >>
> > >>
> > >
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