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Re: [IP] re: what is pump question?

On 25 Nov 97 at 14:33, Michael wrote:

> > <<I have often responded to the question, "what is that" with a little smart
> > ass remark like:
> > 
> >    a)  a beeper with an antenea
> >   b)  a slow gin drip
> >   c)  portable pancreas>>
> > 
> > How about "I'm really an astroid and it's my battery pack!"  or
> > "It's how I communicate with the Mother Ship!"   or  "The police like to keep
> > track of me!."
> A soccer ref asked Lily if it was her 'Pacemaker'  -- she just smiled 
> :-}

I just tell people I've been assimliated by the Borg collective and 
resistance is futile.   

Randall Winchester

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