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[IP] Re: (Fwd) New Drugs - Things to watch for



Things to watch for
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> >     
> >With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs 
> >oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's
> >> society....
> >>
> >> DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car 
> >> trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when
> >> they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. 
> >>
> >> PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more
> >> likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting 
> >> a new one.
> >>
> >> CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming 
> >> urge to perform
> >> more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little 
> >> accidents."
> >>
> >> COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
> >> administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. 
> >> Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new 
> >> clothing.
> >>
> >> BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden
> >> urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking 
> >> this drug for only two days. Still to be seen:  whether the drug can 
> >> be continued for a  period longer than your favorite store's return
> >> limit.
> >>
> >> NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra.  Currently 
> >> undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.
> >>
> >> NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men
> >> want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other 
> >> family members.
> >>
> >> FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
> >> gases back into food solids.  Special bonus:  dosage can be doubled 
> >> for long car rides.
> >>
> >> FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men 
> >> with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).  Expecially useful for men on 
> >> Viagra.
> >>
> >> PRYAGRA - This drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge 
> >> to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
> >> Note:  Apparent overdose turned three test 
> >> subjects into "special  prosecutors."
> >>
> >> LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being 
> >> asked about their sexual affairs.
> >> Available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions. 
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