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Subject: Fw: See the horses behind up close and personal!
Date: Sat, 2 Jun 2001 20:34:10 -0400
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> A rancher advertises "horses for sale." 
> > > 
> > > That morning bright and early a hair lipped midget appears 
> > > at the rancher's front door. 
> > > 
> > > The midget says, "I'm here to thee the horth." 
> > > 
> > > The rancher asks if he would like a male or a female 
> > > horse. 
> > > 
> > > "A female horth," the midget replies. 
> > > 
> > > So, the rancher shows him his finest filly. 
> > > " 
> > > Nith looking horth. Can I thee her mouf?" 
> > > 
> > > So, the rancher picks up the midget and shows him 
> > > the horses mouth. 
> > > 
> > > "Nith mouf. 
> > > 
> > > Can I thee her eyeth?" 
> > > 
> > > Again, the rancher picks the 
> > > midget up and shows him the horses eyes. 
> > > 
> > > "O.K., what about her earzth?" 
> > > 
> > > The rancher, getting pretty pissed by now, lifts him 
> > > up higher to the ears. 
> > > " 
> > > O.K.," says the midget,"can I thee her twat?" 
> > > 
> > > With that, the rancher picks up the midget and 
> > > shoves the little fella's head way up into the filly's twat, 
> > > 
> > > then yanks him out. 
> > > 
> > > Shaking his head, and out of breath the midget says: 
> > > "Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Can I thee her 
> > > wun awownd a little bit?"
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
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