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From: Joke of the Day <email @ redacted>
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Date: Tuesday, June 08, 1999 12:20 AM
Subject: A Dead Engineer


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> A Dead Engineer
> 
> An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St.. Peter
> checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're 
> in the wrong place."
> 
> So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
> 
> Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level 
> of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building 
> improvements. 
> 
> After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets 
> and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
> 
> One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a
> sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, 
> 
> "Hey, things are going great.  We've got air conditioning and 
> flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this 
> engineer is going to come up with next."
> 
> God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
> mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up 
> here." 
> 
> Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, 
> and I'm keeping him."
> 
> God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
> 
> Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And
> just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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