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[IP] Fw: Dear Abby is stumped



These were too good not to share. Enjoy - Amy

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING!

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid
twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a
man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be
Lebanese?

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Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
Violence On My VCR?

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Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even
sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on
the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend
should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss
money with him.

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Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it
would never happen again.

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Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

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Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do
I get out?

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Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00
an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he
drank until one night he came home sober.

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Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going
through mental pause.

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Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex
and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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