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[IP] our patented Bolus Wizard calculator



you still have to guess the carbs...... (is there anything tougher)??
all it does, is your formula

im 1 unit to 4 carbs... so.. if i eat 20 carbs

Now......... lets see:

take the grams of carbs, 
add 3, 
carry my 5, 
mulitply by the square root of 123, 
add 7, 
subtract 22
multiply by 3.2, 
add the temperature, 
devide by the relitive humidity,
add the hour divided by 17

tic........ tic......... tic........ tic OH 5
WHEW... was that tuffff !!!!!! (i have to try brain surgery next)

(i guess, im a WIZARD then....... ok diabetes..... disappear, hocus-pocus 1
2 3)

>>The power of glucose monitoring 

is that not a meter, or is it something new and wonderful ??
OH..... did they say CONSTANT Glucose Monitoring, and i just did happen to read
THAT ??

I have NOTHING against MM, or the 512...... I have nothing against advances
in make us healthier......... Do i think its a step, in the right direction??
sure.....

but BOLUS WIZARD PLEH-EZE......

(and.... for a child. unless they're eatin packaged food, they no better, then
any of us, estamating carbs.... 
i DO have something against false, or trite MARKETING techniques....

OH one other thing..... if im bleeding, a bandaid sure can help
(Other Humans Feelings May Surely differ)
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