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Re: [IP] Here leezard, leezard, leezard...



Oh Tonya-

You and your stories always keep me rolling on the floor.  I think we
should just call you the Lizard Lady with all the funny stories from now
on!! (still laughing at this one....)

Becky D.

Joseph Diffee wrote:
> 
> O'kay...The lizard is gone.  It was about 5 feet long once we got her
> down and could really look at her!  As soon as my friend drove 45
> minutes to my house climbed up a 20 foot tree, nearly fell in the
> process, the animal patrol pulls up with another car behind her with
> some lady screaming..."Romeo, Romeo, is that you?!?!"  No joke- I
> swear.  I'm laughing at the insanity of all this as my friend hangs from
> a breaking branch.  He falls and the lady, sunbaked with skin like the
> lizard, smoking away at a cigarette gets really snippy with us telling
> us to let her lizard go!!  Please lady, we just saved it!  She told us
> it is dying of kidney disease and it can hardly move.  Hello, it walked
> over 3 streets away and climbed a 20 foot tree.  She finally thanked us
> a few times and drove away.  End of story.  The 8 foot monitor lizard is
> still on the loose one city over!!    Too funny!      -Tonya D.
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