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[IP] Re: insulin-pumpers-digest V8 #712

> From: email @ redacted (insulin-pumpers-digest)
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> Date: Thu, 10 Feb 2005 05:21:38 -0800
> To: email @ redacted
> Subject: insulin-pumpers-digest V8 #712
> At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and
> Hilary buy just one ticket.
> "How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks George W,
> astonished at what he is seeing.
> "Watch and learn," answers Hilary. They all board the train. George and
> Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hilary cram into a toilet
> together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the
> conductor comes around collecting tickets.
> He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,please." The door opens just
> a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
> The conductor takes it and moves on.
> The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after
> the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.
> When they get to the station they see the Clintons at the window buying a
> single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton's see
> that the Bushes don't buy any ticket at all.
> "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?" says
> Hilary.
> "Live and learn," answers Laura Bush. When they board the train the Bushes
> cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just
> down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves
> their toilet and walks over to the Clinton's toilet, knocks on their door
> and says, "Ticket, please."
> And the Democrats are still trying to figure out how they lost that
> election.
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