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[IP] Google Translations with a few Giggles



Michael

I looked at the French translation of the following article and was able to
figure out most of it but with a few giggles.

Arkansas Childrens Hospital Physicians
Pioneer Use of Insulin Pump for Diabetic Newborn

Born July 22, 2000, Maverick Colt Roe was diagnosed with neonatal diabetes
after his blood glucose levels soared to extreme levels within his first few
hours of life. Due to limited diet and inactivity, newborns typically register
low blood sugar readings. Maverick's levels, however, spiked above 1,000
milligrams per deciliter - more than 10 times the normal range.

Doctors initially treated Maverick with intravenous insulin and then insulin
injections, but his blood glucose levels continued to fluctuate wildly,
sinking as low as 20 and soaring beyond the meter's register.

Google Translation

(Juillet ni 22, 2000, des oeufs non-conformistes de Colt ont iti diagnostiquis
avec du diabhte nionatal aprhs que ses niveaux de glucose de sang aient monti
aux niveaux extrjmes dans ses heures premihres de la vie. En raison du rigime
et de l'inactiviti limitis, nouveaux-nis enregistrez typiquement les basses
lectures de sucre de sang. Les niveaux du franc-tireur, cependant, 1.000
milligrammes ci-dessus pointus par deciliter - plus de 10 fois la gamme
normale.

Les midecins franc-tireur au commencement traiti avec l'insuline intraveineuse
et puis injections d'insuline, mais ses niveaux de glucose de sang ont
continui ` flotter d'une manihre extravagante, descendant aussi bas que 20 et
montant au del` du registre du mhtre.

My Translation of Google Translation

July born 22, 2000, non confirmist Colt eggs were diagnosed with neonatal
diabetes after his blood glucose levels  rose to extreme levels during the
first hours of his life.  Due to a limited diet and inactivity, newborns
typically register low readings of blood sugar. The levels of the sharp
shooter however , 1000 milligrams per deciliter over -more than 10 times the
normal range.

The sharp shooter doctors at the beginning treated with intravenous insulin
and then injection of insulin, but his levels of blood glucose continued to
wander in an extravagant manner , going down as low as 20 and climbing beyond
the meter register.



Huh?  Now where did Google get this sharp shooter idea? LOL

Denise Guerin

Type 1 48 years
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