RE: [IP] Fwd: Fw: Suicide on the instalment plan.(Diet coke)
It appears to be a new take on old urban legend
Whenever I read anything on the internet with language similar to the
examples below it always sets off my BS detector
This crisis can't be solved
It will bring instant cataclysm
It's killing the unborn, raining tumours and seizures on the population,
destroying children, incapacitating workers, mimicking MS, erasing memory
Can you say CORRUPTION?
plot to program vending machines to raise the price with the temperature
Worldwide consumer action has exposed aspartame, and millions have kicked
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This is scarey!!! My brother sent this to me. How many people here knew
mom to Joshua
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FW: Suicide on the instalment plan.Sylvia,
If I remember right this article may be of interest to you and Paul. I am
sure if this is real, you might want to check it out. I do not drink soft
----- Original Message -----
THIS IS LIFE SAVING INFORMATION. PLEASE CIRCULATE TO YOUR FAMILY, FRIENDS,
AND ALL THOSE YOU LOVE.............
Subject: Suicide on the instalment plan.
CRUMPLED COKE CAN POETIC JUSTICE
The photo of a crumpled can of Diet Coke told the story in the Atlanta
Constitution, 30-1-2000, Coke's hometown paper. Fitting, poetic, just, but
tragic for the company once rated "The Most Admired Business in the World".
Today Coke wouldn't even make the list. Sales are down, profits collapsing,
and 6,000 employees soon will be gone. (To make room for 6,000 defence
The tragedy is stupendously larger than 6,000 jobs; it affects hundreds of
millions of unwarned, innocent, afflicted consumers across the broad face of
a.. This crisis can't be solved by belt tightening, greater efficiency,
more advertising, etc. It's so bad Coke can't say the word; to pronounce it
will bring instant cataclysm. That word is aspartame, and their only
is denial, denial, denial, though every ad and commercial builds higher the
scaffold upon which Coke shall surely hang.
b.. Reality is in that twisted Diet coke can. It's poison. It's killing
unborn, raining tumours and seizures on the population, destroying
incapacitating workers, mimicking MS, erasing memory and blinding.
c.. Inexorably Diet Coke visits a plague of 92 symptoms listed by our FDA
on a secret report they'll never show which names diet soda as the first
source of aspartame disease. And yes, Death was one of the 92.
d.. Diet Coke is poison. And it's addictive, some victims drink several
litres a day and keep it on their nightstands. If Coke changes the formula
remove aspartame the world will heal and the surge of hatred and vengeance
the disabled and bereaved shall certainly destroy Coca Cola.
e.. The poison in Diet Coke is aspartame. As a member of the National
Drink Association, Coke opposed FDA approval of aspartame for beverages.
Their objections, running to several pages published in the Congressional
Record of 5/7/85, said aspartame is uniquely and inherently unstable and
breaks down in the can. It decomposes into formaldehyde, methyl alcohol,
formic acid, diketopiperazine and other toxins. In a study on 7 monkeys 5
grand mal seizures and one died, a casualty rate of 86%.
f.. Coke knew; and knowing, broke their good faith contract with
a breach exhibited by the recent plot to program vending machines to raise
the price with the temperature. Dissatisfied with selling flavoured sugar
water plus phosphoric acid, they switched to pushing an addictive formula
called "Diet". Addictive substances multiply markets, so Diet Coke soared
the sales charts, spreading obesity in its flight. We're fatter because
aspartame suppresses seratonin and makes us crave carbohydrates. Our brain
programmed to expect calories and carbohydrates when experiencing a sweet
taste. When it doesn't get them, it triggers HUNGER.
g.. So why is aspartame/NutraSweet/Equal/Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi/etc on the
market and in thousands of foods? Can you say CORRUPTION? One FDA
Commissioner and one acting Commissioner have changed sides to work in the
NutraSweet industry, plus 6 underlings and two federal attorneys assigned
prosecute NutraSweet for submitting fraudulent tests to get it approved.
"It's like a script for Abbott & Costello." lamented an honest FDA
writing to Senator Metzenbaum. It works like this: "Approve our poison, and
when you stop being a bureaucrat we'll make you a plutocrat! After its
licensed we'll pay off the American Dietetics, the American Diabetes
Association, the AMA and anyone we need who's for sale."
h.. The jig's up! Worldwide consumer action has exposed aspartame, and
millions have kicked the habit. Coke's profits are down 37% and for a year
Monsanto's been trying to sell The NutraSweet Company. Finally they sold
producer of the phenylalanine in NutraSweet for $125 million. Now Monsanto
faces a $71 million lawsuit for exaggerating profits. Monsanto stock is in
the toilet, but they may have found a buyer in the Swiss firm
Pharmacia-Upjohn. P.U. for short! The deal won't finalize for a year. The
plans are to ditch the Monsanto name, as its stench is unendurable. CEO Bob
Shapiro may soon be history, like Doug Ivester of Coke who just resigned.
Will the last one out please turn out the lights!
The next time you reach for a diet drink (or some Sweet & Low), please
consider some fruit juice. You will be much healthier.
Have a great diet-soda-free day.
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