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[IP] Remember ...

I know this is off topic but I thought most of you would get a chuckle
out of it.

Remember when.......

A computer was something
On TV from a science fiction show
A window was something you hated to clean.... 
And ram was the cousin of a goat.....

Meg was the name of my girlfriend.
And gig was your middle finger upright.
Now they all mean different things.
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A cd was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy.
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home.
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper.
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash.
But when it happens they wish they were dead.

     --Author unknown


	... Sue  :-)

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